Printed Pouches

USD 65 [ 1 / 2 / 3 ]

Weight: 5oz / 0.14kg. 

Height: 9in / 23cm 

Length: 14in / 35.5cm 

Depth: 2.5in / 6.5cm

THESE PRINTED BEAUTIES from label Samudra are a visually appealing and affordable way to distract people from the fact that you've (pretty much) only been wearing black for the past week or so because it's a mega low-maintenance colour and deceives friends and family into thinking you're svelte when in reality, the weight you accumulated during CNY has pretty much set up a comfortable camp around your mid-section.


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Accessories for Drunkards

USD $225 [HERE]

HAVE YOU SEEN this delectable flask bangle from Cynthia Rowley?

They're currently sold out, but are in the process of re-stocking. Something to keep an eye on for all you drunkards out there! 

Man, this would've been totally great for NYE - slugging gulps of vino, pretending to be Jack Sparrow...

Luckily for me though, I'm Chinese and I get to celebrate two new years every year, which probably sounds like total shit-sticks to anybody who's only ever known one new year's celebration (my sincerest apologies), BUT what it means is that THIS BANGLE MAY STILL BE OF USE TO ME YET.

We Are Frends

Layla headphones in Rose Gold  USD $149 [HERE]

Taylor headphones in Rose Gold  USD $199 [HERE]

1. Jewelry inspired design 2. Genuine leather & hand crafted metal 3. Soft touch fabric cord 4. Three button mic with volume, music + phone control 5. Memory foam ear cushions

ALL I REALLY got out of the product description for these headphones: jewelry-inspired design with memory foam ear cushions.

Translation: Stylish Tempur mattresses for your ears.

Yea ... I can get into it.


What do you think of these Frends headphones? 

Jennifer Zeuner Gia Lariat

USD $235 [here]

20" rope chain

Length from clasp to first star - 20"

First to second star - 6"

Stars (with diamond), approx. 1/2"

ACCESSORIES ARE TO me, what kryptonite is to Superman.

And there's something about the Gia Lariat necklace from Jennifer Zeuner that has me crying like a child on the inside, and it's not just because it's studded with diamonds so delicate they look like pixie dust.

...Or tiny baby unicorn tears, which I suspect they are.

Mark my words, Gia Lariat necklace (why can't I stop saying this in full?), I WILL OWN YOU SOMEDAY.

Kitsch Hair Ties

It's kind of crazy how adorable these hair ties from Kitsch are. 

The ones I'm coveting are called "She's Electric", which is basically a collection of elastic bands in offensively neon shades, and a glittery one thrown in for good measure ... because the world cannot survive on lurid, cornea-shocking colours alone.

Just the way I like it.

View other collections here.