ASOS IS A terrible place to default to on the Internet when you're bored but trying not to shop (as anybody with a pulse will tell you, the minute you say no to doing something, it suddenly becomes imperative that you get to do it ... immediately).
So here I am, barely fifteen days into the new lunar year and already I've found something to covet.
This dress is all slinky jersey with a whiff of muscle-tee cool, and then BAM! suddenly there's that ridiculously compelling metallic hem.
Couple of super important questions though: What is that hem doing there? And why do I like it so much?
Add another thing onto the list of stuff I like that will send rivulets of fear streaking through my mother's heart.